High Wasted Hater

When you read the title of this post, you’re probably thinking drugs???  Before you go spreading the rumor that Amanda likes to get turnt up and white girl wasted it could happen let me explain.  And I’m really gonna put myself out there on this one.

It is what it Is! Now let's get turnt up!

I hate the current trend of high wasted shorts. Or pants.  But mostly shorts.

Some people hate baggy/saggy pants.  Some people hate skinny jeans.  I hate high wasted shorts.  I Googled it, and it turns out I’m not alone.  There’s even a Facebook page for it.  And guys don’t like it apparently.  I don’t care so much about that, but it turns out I might be a dude because like me, they also don’t like peplum tops, wedge sneakers, bright lipstick, pointy toed shoes, fake nails, ankle boots, and too high heels.  So there’s another rumor for you.  I might be a dude.

Maybe it’s because I’m old.  Maybe it’s because I have wide hips.  Maybe it’s because they look super uncomfortable.  Or maybe it’s because I don’t like pants that go up to or past my belly button.  These feel like a gateway drug into mom jeans.  There I go with the drugs again.

Let’s be honest.  The only person I’ve seen rock this look was Rihanna and that was years ago.  On her it was trendsetting.  On everyone else, I can really live without this look.  Also, she’s Rihanna.

But who am I to say what’s hot in haute couture?  All I know is, I can’t wait until high wasteds waste away.

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But while I’m at it, let me just continue being an old fogie on the guy’s side.  I’m on the fence with the whole flat bill hat thing.  What say you gents?  And ladies?  Do we like the flat bill hats?  Am I just putting the hat in hater now?

Perhaps.  I’ll get off my fash-hole soap box now.

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4 thoughts on “High Wasted Hater

  1. Ugh. I am with you. I detest peplum tops too!! And I am pretty positing certain teenagers in my house right now are wearing all this stuff. High waisted shorts, wedge sneakers, bright lipstick…flat bill hats…the whole shebang. Lord, help me now.

    • These trends make us fly into a rage;)

      And I want to thank you. This comment led me to discover I have 5 subscribers. Woot!

  2. I fought the flat bill but had to give in. It’s definitely grown on me.

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